The world’s most expensive SUV

Got any spare change for me.

How’s about £1million.

Because thats what you’re gonna have to fork out if you wanna ride around in the Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition.

Its so worth it though because the seats are made of whale penis leather.

True story.


The vehicle also comes with gold-plated windows, the speed gauges are covered in diamonds and the exhausts are made of tungsten. The  makers claim that the vehicle is ‘rocket grenade proof’. Probably due to the bulletproof Kevlar coating. It weighs in at a four tons and is powered by a V8 engine capable of 450 horse power.

The bulk of the hefty price tag though must come from the 3 bottles of vodka included in the deal.


Doesn’t look very drinkable does it. 

 The Russo-Baltique vodka comes in a flask that is made from gold coins minted between 1908 and 1912. The flask cap is made from white and yellow gold and contains a diamond-encrusted replica of the Russian Imperial Eagle. The bottle itself is made of bulletproof glass 30cm thick. A bottle was selling last year for £790,000. [DARTZ]

If the ladies are not impressed with the vodka you can always ask if they wanna sit on your whale penis.

Worth a shot.


~ by mcsavage on November 5, 2009.

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