Sting lied about tantric sex…ohm!

That son of a bitch lied!!… whenever you hear the name Sting what’s the first thing that comes to mind?

” oh that singer dude who has 8 hour long tantric sex” right?

Ya well the bitch lied. Apparently it was all a joke made up by his buddy Bob Geldof.

This according to his daughter Coco Sumner who revealed the following:
“Bob Geldof made up this thing and it stuck — and it’s an international joke!” the 18-year-old actress moans in the new issue of the U.K.’s Love magazine, out Monday. She adds that the fictitious story has haunted her for her entire young life. Says Coco: “It’s embarrassing when people bring it up. I don’t really have anything to do with my parents’ sex life. They love each other. So what?”[Read More]

sting tantric sex

Here i was aiming to be all Sting-like and holding my kundalini in and  swinging my mandalas (not Mandela you perv) to ancient tones trying to activate my chakras..all i got was my wanger tied into knots…

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~ by mcsavage on August 21, 2009.

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