Female South African sprinter,Caster Semenya, gender test.

Caster Semenya,the South African sprint athelete, may not compete in tonights 800 meter women’s final in Berlin. The star’s gender has again come into question with accusations circulating that she is in fact a man. Reports are also going around that she is a hermaphrodite( ala Lady Gaga ..man and lady bits) .

Ok im not gonna go into the technicalities (if you wanna read that seriousness go here) and i hope she gets cleared and competes and brings home a gold medal but lets be honest …the analysts at Life is Savage have investigated and this is what they have come up with with the help of Horatio..yeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

First bit of evidence would have to be her name…come on..seriously..take a good look..you still dont believe do you?… must i break it down for you: “Semen…… Ya”..

Second bit of evidence..No visible package but damn…take a look at this manly savage behaviour…hardcore .. does this not scream man machine???????!!!

caster semenya

"Get your face out my way beatch"

 

UPDATE(10-10-2009): Caster Semenya is a “a hermaphrodite with no womb or ovaries”..or to put it in laymans terms..she has Lady Gaga syndrome.

“Quoting a source close to the International Association of Athletics Federations, the Sydney Daily Telegraph said Semenya had internal testes – male sexual organs which produce testosterone and which in turn produces muscle bulk, body hair and a deep voice.” [Full article in the Dailymail online] On a completely seperate and unrelated note the Williams sisters have just gone on a extended vacation.

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~ by mcsavage on August 19, 2009.

4 Responses to “Female South African sprinter,Caster Semenya, gender test.”

  1. Wow,you are razor tongued! Maybe you’re trying to scratch where there’s no itch? The comment above is grossly unfair. Anyone who watched that fall had to admire the way she stumbled and even touched the track with her hand, then kept cool and ran on to qualify. Well done my girl! She obviously passed the test, she competed, she won, she’s got the gold and she’s brilliant. Give the girl a break … she’s only 18!

    My money is on Caster Semenya ….. the world is going to wake up to a new champion.

    Voila.

  2. Well said there Voila..and indeed the world woke up to a new champion. Life is Savage sends our congratulations to Caster on a great achievement and hopes she forgives our razor tonguedness.We know she didnt really mean to squash that other girl.If we ever see her we will buy Cassie some lipstick as an apology 🙂

  3. […] didn’t say I would kill you”. US Open 2009 Hot on the news of Caster Semenya (HERE)  being a dude we recieve this fine display of masculinity from one of the Williams brothers at […]

  4. tasteless – sies nxa!

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