Britain sells anti-stab knives!!

Earlier this week the Brits were seeking safer regulations at schools that included footballs being banned from the playground in case of injury; a ban on running in the playground; having to wear goggles if using Blu-Tack; a ban on egg boxes being used in class due to the potential risk of Salmonella poisoning; wet grass stopping PE lessons; banning the three-legged race at sports day because it is dangerous.No wonder they suck at rugby..

The poms are at it again and are selling new anti-stab knives that will set you back between 40 and 50 fifty pounds.The knives are designed to work as normal in the kitchen but to be ineffective as a weapon.It has a rounded edge instead of a point and will snag on clothing and skin to make it more difficult to stab someone.WHAT!??that sounds worse dammit!Hahahahahahahah…!You cant be stabbed with a meat cleaver either but that doesnt mean it wont cut your #$%$^&% head off!


~ by mcsavage on June 21, 2009.

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