So here goes.

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This is a commercial for Fleggaard, they are Danish and i have no clue what they sell (something about a washing machine), but it really doesn’t matter because they may have made the greatest commercial of all time.

CAUTION: if you are not allowed to watch titehs at work then this commercial is definately NSFW.

Nicely done Denmark.

Have a great weekend folks.

Here’s Nick Snider wishing you a good weekend and maybe some oral sex if you happen to be a male police officer who arrests him.

That’s his mugshot.

The 21 year old schmodel (who was voted in the top 5 male supermodels in 2008 by Forbes) was arrested for drunken behaviour and told police officers the following gem:

“I am a very famous model“

The police didn’t fall for that one so they stuck him in the police car where he recited the male supermodel mantra:

“If you stop I’ll suck your dick and balls if you let me go“.

Bwaaaahhhhaaaaha. Way to go buddy..you are now officially famous. You are definately getting all the jobs now.

Here’s Nick in one of his more famous ads.

More at the Huffington Post.

Good times.

Chad!…you there buddy? Listen up.

Lance Armstrong is coming to Cape Town to do the Cape Argus Pick & Pay cycle tour in March 2010.

Strap on your tutu and do a happy dance.

Here’s Lance on Twitter confirming the news.

I swear i may just enter the Argus this year (March 14). Just so i can ride next to the last Lance..for a while at least before i move ahead and leave him in the cheap seats.

Coz you know my chicken legs will leave him behind on Suikerbossie.

Good times.

Cape Town girl, Dominique Piek is in the upcoming Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition and she’s up for the cover alongside Bar Rafaeli and Brooklyn Dekker.

True story.

Sorry..i can’t hear you over how awesome that sh*t is.

The the actual cover of  Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 2010, as well as  the identity of the cover model, will be revealed on the Late Show with David Letterman on Monday, Feb. 8

Go Dom. The entire Cape Town is rooting for you sweets.

Here’s a preview video which includes Dominique.

Im done.

Seriously.

South Africa is kicking ass and taking names.

Good times.

And now it turns out that one of those kids is a love-child he admits to fathering with Irvin Khoza’s daughter,Sonono. He’s 67 years old and she’s 39.

Holy sh*t bru…i’m still getting over the fact that our President has TWENTY child people.

That’s right JZ..break it down with your bad self.

Here’s the press release confirming that he is the father (and no ,the child’s name is not Luke) :

STATEMENT BY PRESIDENT JACOB ZUMA ON MEDIA REPORTS ABOUT HIS CHILD

I have noted recent media reports about aspects of my personal life.

I have noted too that these reports have been the subject of much discussion in the public arena by various organisations and people from all walks of life.

I have therefore decided, after some careful deliberation, to make public comment on a matter that is otherwise intensely personal. I had been out of the country when this matter arose.

I confirm that I have a relationship and a baby with Ms Sonono Khoza. I said during World Aids Day that we must all take personal responsibility for our actions. I have done so. I have done the necessary cultural imperatives in a situation of this nature, for example the formal acknowledgement of paternity and responsibility, including the payment of inhlawulo to the family. The matter is now between the two of us, and culturally, between the Zuma and Khoza families.

It is unfortunate that the individuals concerned have been unfairly subjected to harsh media exposure merely because of the position that I occupy. Our Constitution and our laws require us to protect children from harmful public exposure. The Constitution states that it is inappropriate to place at risk, the child’s well-being, physical or mental health, spiritual, moral or social development.

Both the Child Care Act and the new Children’s Act also provides for the protection of children from exploitation. The naming of the child’s parents has essentially exposed her to the public, which has serious implications in the long-term for her, and amounts to the exploitation referred to in the Act, because the media is making money out of the matter.

The media is also in essence questioning the right of the child to exist and fundamentally, her right to life. It is unfortunate that the matter has been handled in this way. I sincerely hope that the media will protect the rights of children.

Much has been made of the government’s policy on HIV and Aids and this relationship. It is mischievous to argue that I have changed or undermined government’s stance on the HIV and Aids campaign. I will not compromise on the campaign. Rather we will intensify our efforts to promote prevention, treatment, research and the fight against the stigma, attached to the epidemic. We will also continue with our campaign to ensure that every South African knows their HIV status, and that all those who need it have access to appropriate treatment.

We respect and uphold the freedom of the media. It is one of the freedoms we fought for, and which we will always defend. However, the President of the Republic, the mother and the baby are also entitled to the rights afforded to all South Africans in the Constitution. These rights cannot be waived just because of a position one occupies.

I would request that the dignity and privacy of the affected individuals in this matter be respected.

Issued by the Presidency
Union Buildings

There you have it. From the horses mouth.

She also co-owns the Italian clothing label Baci e Abbracci.

Ya ..ya ..nothing substantial, but ask yourself..”does it really matter”.

That’s Alena Seredova putting on a brave face even though she has a headache.

Stockbroker, David Kiely was bust on live television the other day perving pictures of Miranda Kerr and her nekkidness from a recent GQ shoot.

Give that man a raise.

Bwwwahahha. Love your work buddy.

Here’s the image he was perving: coz i know you want to research this story proper.

For more (no not pics of Miranda) on the story visit the Daily Telegraph HERE.

Good times.

For the love of… ( that would just be TOO much hey).

Maybe it was the picture of his crooked wanger i posted last week (HERE) that made them split up or the fact that there’s a 173 year age difference. Maybe he didn’t really like prune juice. Who knows…either way, the Mail Online reports that they have split up.

You know what. I really don’t give a rats ass whether they genuinely broke up or not, but here it is none-the-less. I do it for YOU….everything i do…i do it for you.There’s no love, like your love.

“Madonna is reported to have split from her ‘toy boy’ boyfriend Jesus Luz.

The Brazilian model is said to have ended the relationship with the 51-year-old star because of the 28-year age difference and their busy work schedules.

A source told the Chicago Sun-Times newspaper the split was initiated by 23-year-old Luz.” [mailonline]

Any bets on who’s next?

Well, ”We Are The World: the remake” was recorded the other day (February 1st) with a star studded cast singing the song with proceeds going to Haiti following the devastating earthquake there.

Vince Vaughn is the lead singer. 

Not really, but for some reason his ass is singing and that is so f*cking outstanding that from now he will be the only famous person i’m associating with this thing. Check it.

In completely unrelated news here’s Vince “you’re so money” Vaughn giving his opinion on boobs.

Legend.

The “We Are The World” part two is schedueled for release during the opening ceremony of the 2010 Winter Olympics on February 12th.

Good times