Its raining and cold and im grumpy so here goes my third bitch and moan post for the day.
Im driving down High Level road (Sea Point) on Sunday and its not the safest road at the best of times. Alot has been written about the high level (hahahahaha…i punned the hell out of that one..sick) of accidents and its dumb sh*t like this that puts everyone at risk.
Why is it that people wanna park on that side of the street. Can you not see that you are blocking more than half the @#$%^& lane. The car had local number plates so no excuse that they didnt know. I came back 3 hours later and the car was still parked there.
Next time you see somebody parking like a doos, take a picture and let me know. Ill post it. Lets see if we can get these assholes to stop putting everyones life at risk.
The kak weather in Cape Town at the moment resulted in a long overdue trip to Canal Walk and i stopped by the PUMA store to check out what the good folks are up to.
Check out the window display.
“Winter is so last season”.
See what they did there..took me a while but i finally got it.
Feel free to throw around the word genius.
And how those penguins hey. I want the orange one. I think im gonna call him Ryan.
They got some rad new stuff (go see for yourself) and i managed to pick up these bordies. Apparently there are only 5 in the country. Yes ..you can count that on one hand.
I wanna show you the back, but i cant..its too beautiful.
GQ magazine’s (UK edition) December 2009 issue decided to show what Alessandra Ambrosio looks like in a bikini after she just had a baby. Its her first shoot since she gave birth.
Here she is with Ana Beatriz Barros lying by the pool wondering if the photoshop can get any worse.
Not being picky or anything, but seriously…they airbrushed the f*ck out of this.
Just when you thought that summer was in full swing and you were ready to hit Camps Bay or Clifton and get your tan on, it rains and the kak weather puts a damper on just about everything.
This was last week Wednesday on Camps Bay
Good times.
This was the sunset from the Sea Point promenade on Friday
I can live with this.
This was yesterday from my balcony.
Kak.
Apparently its gonna rain again today, but the sun will be back by Thursday…so they say. Otherwise just scroll back up to the first picture and pretend that your ass is baking in the heat and you have a granadilla lolly to make you jolly…….
She would like you to have a great week and let you know that her lesbian sex scene with Mila Kunis is:
“not raunchy – it’s extreme”
She tells V Magazine (love their work..) that her role in Darren Aronofsky’s new film ” Black Swan” contains a serious lesbian sex scene with Mila Kunis and insists that ‘it’s not raunchy – it’s extreme’.
“Black Swan focuses on a veteran New York City ballet dancer (Portman) who finds herself in an intensely competitive situation with a rival (Kunis), who might be a ghost or figment of Portman’s chracter’s imagination.”[ReelLoop]
Here’s Nats in more innocent times in The Professional (loved this movie..classic stuff people)
Police in South Africa have arrested Albert Oosthuizen who runs the zasucks.com website.
What can i tell you. Im all for freedom of speech, but running a website that bitches and moans about our awesome country is bound to send some bad sh*t your way.
This from THE INQUISITR:
“South African police have arrested at least one blogger (possibly three) in an apparent crackdown on Government dissent.
According to local media, Albert Oosthuizen who runs zasucks.com – was arrested allegedly on the basis of an outstanding warrant from 1993. Two bloggers from the Boerevryheid blog are also believed to have been arrested, although those arrests have not been confirmed.
Zasucks.com has as its mission to “bring news to the outside world of the crap that has become of South Africa” [MORE HERE]
Life’s a bitch hey Al.
Why dont you go check out sagoodnews.co.za . They know how to do things proper. Their latest stories include the decling mortality rate in SA, a R9 million boost for rural education and how a top US official has praised SA’s global clout.
Its no secret that Life is Savage loves Chelsea and a win against Manchester United is always good times, but once again Drogba grates my balls and gives us a bad name.
The tackle was a bit harsh, but Drogs decides to get the refs attention by doing the samba while lying down.
Your sh*t is embarrassing dude.
And bye the way did anyone see the guy wearing sunglasses in the stands brushing his teeth at the 80th min.
Apple co-founder, Steve Jobs, has been named as “CEO of the Decade” by Fortune Magazine and its no wonder if you thank your employees in such a rad way.
Those of you who are friends with Karlien will know that i’m embarrassing the kak out of her by posting this, but we don’t care do we..because we are behind you all the way skat. Woop woop meisie (steal me a bathroom robe from the hotel when you in Sun City).
The Miss South Africa 2009 pageant will be held on Sunday, 13th December 2009 at the Sun City Superbowl and will be broadcast live on SABC 3 from 19h30 – 21h00.
Having just released a Greatest Hits album, The Foo Fighters have decided that after 15 years the band will be going their seperate ways and taking a break from each other.
During an interview with CNN, Dave Grohl had this to say:
“CNN: So what is going on with the Foo Fighters right now?
Grohl: I think the band decided to take a break not because we wanted to stop making music, but because we thought the world needed to take a break from us. This greatest hits record — that’s the end of something, you know. It’s time to move on into this next chapter or another phase. Maybe it will be different in whatever way. I don’t know.
But to be honest, we put our hearts and a lot of thought into what we do, but never so much that anything feels overly calculated or choreographed. It’s nice to not know what’s going to happen next. We’re going over to do some shows in Europe (this week), but after that, it’s like I don’t even know when I’m going to see these guys. So it’s kind of weird”.[CNN]
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