Life is Savage has moved house.

•February 9, 2010 • 2 Comments

Someone threatened to kill a puppy if i didn’t tell you guys this.

So here goes.

Life is Savage has been undergoing a sexy little makeover and things have been under construction of late, hence the lack of posts up in here.

No need to panic because all that happened is that we packed up shop and moved locations to a new home.

www.lifeissavage.com

Everyone (that would be me) here at the old Life is Savage would like to say thanks for the support, the memories and the good times.

To all of you who get email notifications feel free to cancel your old subscription and make sure to add your email to the new one HERE

Same goes for the RSS feed if you know how to use that bad boy.

Lifeissavage.com has added a Twitter account HERE and even a Facebook account HERE if you feel like getting closer to my person.

So lets kick this pig shall we.

See you on the other side. www.lifeissavage.com

Peace,light and happyness.

Savage

Maybe the best commercial ever? Nude sky dive.

•February 5, 2010 • Leave a Comment

The internet is bone dry today, so in the spirit of Friday i’m rehashing some old sh*t and relying on old favourite: boobs…and lots of them..flapping in the wind. They are everywhere.

This is a commercial for Fleggaard, they are Danish and i have no clue what they sell (something about a washing machine), but it really doesn’t matter because they may have made the greatest commercial of all time.

CAUTION: if you are not allowed to watch titehs at work then this commercial is definately NSFW.

Nicely done Denmark.

Have a great weekend folks.

Male supermodel gets arrested..offers police a BJ

•February 5, 2010 • 4 Comments

Bwwwaahahhahahahhahaha… this is as good as it gets on a Friday folks.

Here’s Nick Snider wishing you a good weekend and maybe some oral sex if you happen to be a male police officer who arrests him.

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That’s his mugshot.

The 21 year old schmodel (who was voted in the top 5 male supermodels in 2008 by Forbes) was arrested for drunken behaviour and told police officers the following gem:

I am a very famous model

The police didn’t fall for that one so they stuck him in the police car where he recited the male supermodel mantra:

If you stop I’ll suck your dick and balls if you let me go“.

Bwaaaahhhhaaaaha. Way to go buddy..you are now officially famous. You are definately getting all the jobs now.

Here’s Nick in one of his more famous ads.

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More at the Huffington Post.

Good times.

Lance Armstrong is riding the Cape Argus..confirmed.

•February 4, 2010 • 1 Comment

Chad?

Chad!…you there buddy? Listen up.

Lance Armstrong is coming to Cape Town to do the Cape Argus Pick & Pay cycle tour in March 2010.

Strap on your tutu and do a happy dance.

Here’s Lance on Twitter confirming the news.

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I swear i may just enter the Argus this year (March 14). Just so i can ride next to the last Lance..for a while at least before i move ahead and leave him in the cheap seats.

Coz you know my chicken legs will leave him behind on Suikerbossie.

Good times.

Dominique Piek: Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2010. Cover?

•February 3, 2010 • 1 Comment

This is huge folks.

Cape Town girl, Dominique Piek is in the upcoming Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition and she’s up for the cover alongside Bar Rafaeli and Brooklyn Dekker.

True story.

Sorry..i can’t hear you over how awesome that sh*t is.

The the actual cover of  Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 2010, as well as  the identity of the cover model, will be revealed on the Late Show with David Letterman on Monday, Feb. 8

Go Dom. The entire Cape Town is rooting for you sweets.

Here’s a preview video which includes Dominique.

Im done.

Seriously.

South Africa is kicking ass and taking names.

Good times.

Jacob Zuma has 20 kids?! What..

•February 3, 2010 • 3 Comments

Have i not been paying attention because i had no clue President Zuma had 20 kids.

And now it turns out that one of those kids is a love-child he admits to fathering with Irvin Khoza’s daughter,Sonono. He’s 67 years old and she’s 39.

Holy sh*t bru…i’m still getting over the fact that our President has TWENTY child people.

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That’s right JZ..break it down with your bad self.

Here’s the press release confirming that he is the father (and no ,the child’s name is not Luke) :

STATEMENT BY PRESIDENT JACOB ZUMA ON MEDIA REPORTS ABOUT HIS CHILD

I have noted recent media reports about aspects of my personal life.

I have noted too that these reports have been the subject of much discussion in the public arena by various organisations and people from all walks of life.

I have therefore decided, after some careful deliberation, to make public comment on a matter that is otherwise intensely personal. I had been out of the country when this matter arose.

I confirm that I have a relationship and a baby with Ms Sonono Khoza. I said during World Aids Day that we must all take personal responsibility for our actions. I have done so. I have done the necessary cultural imperatives in a situation of this nature, for example the formal acknowledgement of paternity and responsibility, including the payment of inhlawulo to the family. The matter is now between the two of us, and culturally, between the Zuma and Khoza families.

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Who’s that girl??

•February 3, 2010 • Leave a Comment

This weeks “who’s that girl?” was Miss Czech Republic 1998 and co-hosted the Italian show Torno Sabato.

She also co-owns the Italian clothing label Baci e Abbracci.

Ya ..ya ..nothing substantial, but ask yourself..”does it really matter”.

wtg

That’s Alena Seredova putting on a brave face even though she has a headache.

 
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